Title: There's Always A Flaw
Album: The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
The mast of a boat, a silver parachute, Mags laughing, a pink sky, Beetee’s trident, Annie in her wedding dress, waves breaking over rocks. Then it’s over.
“Well yes, I’m angry. You know, I’m getting totally screwed over here..”
Anyhow, I have a lot of thoughts about comments on a picture of carbonara that I posted on Instagram. I’m very irritated by the variety of — who would think! That a photo of a bowl of carbonara — made perfectly, mind you! Only a slight adjustment that I would’ve made — made with my beloved, beloved soulmate, um, in a, what I would describe as a very equal manner. We love to cook together. That’s just one of the many things we do as we trollop about throughout the forest of life! Now, people went, ‘Ooh, that look like doo-doo!’ Hey, guess what? I don’t go on your Instagram looking at your Pizza Hut Meat Lover’s pizza [Chelsea is now laughing too hard to continue but admirably pulls herself together], where I’m sure your caption is like, ‘Oh shit Pizza Hut, you really outdid yourself on this one! Hashtag: big ups.’ Suck my dick if you can’t recognize the true beauty of a bowl of carbonara.
when your pretend boyfriend, who you secretly have feelings for, starts checking out the naked crazy person in the elevator
Marc Evan Jackson will be portraying Kevin Cozner, a.k.a. Ray Holt’s husband.
Mike Schur and the writing team at b99 are fucking perfect
Iwan Rheon mocking Jon Snow [x]
Strong: Let me say this… Kate stands… Kate is a mountain. [McKinnon laughs.] And she stands like a mountain. She’s always in, like, a triangular stance. She leads crotch-first, I would say. Like, her vagina is there in every conversation. A lot of, like, legs up. [Strong demonstates]
McKinnon: I’m a physical comedian first–and I’m a woman before that.
Cecily Strong and Kate McKinnon in Entertainment Weekly’s Breakout Stars in 2013.